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Uh Oh! What day is it?

August 28th, 2013 · No Comments

So I am on my way to work this morning, taking the same path I take everyday past a golf course. The only thing between this winding road and the Green is a row of trees and undergrowth lining a sewer ditch. I look over and there is a man climbing around in the sewer ditch digging through the undergrowth with his golf club, obviously looking for his missing balls. Good way to spend your Wednesday…

Typically, there are women wearing pink golf skorts and matching visors strolling along the path with their Burberry golf club bags on wheels. They wear white leather gloves dotted strategically with air vents for maximum flexibility on their backswing. They are out enjoying beautiful weather. On a golf course.  On a Wednesday.

I, on the other hand, am on my way to work where I will spend 8 hours sitting in front of a computer screen while combating hypothermia with a light cardigan and personal space heater.

The golfing ladies will no doubt head up to the Country Club and lunch on Waldorf salads and Sweet tea.

I, on the other hand will strategically sniff the Tupperware container in the break room fridge in an attempt to decipher just how old the congealed lasagna leftovers really are and wash it down with a lukewarm Coke.

Next, I imagine the golfing ladies will scarcely tip the young intern for loading the titanium equipment into the back of their Mercedes convertibles, all the while barely removing their lips from the iPhones encrusted in Swarovski crystals. (No doubt dictating the color of the bows for Fluffy’s fur this week and World Peace, of course.) They head home to change into something glamorous for meeting CEO Hubby out for a lovely chef-prepared dinner at some charity event.

I, on the other hand, will head home battling road rage during 5 o’clock rush hour traffic. I will stop at the store and then load my own groceries into the back of my used Ford. I won’t be discussing anything of any importance with anyone on my un-cased, non-iPhone. And when I get home, I will change into my rattiest sweats, prepare dinner from a box, and sit on my ass with my retired Hubby chuckling at Geico commercials.

Happier than a camel on Wednesday!


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