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Theme from Jaws

August 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment

As I sit by the pool in an Orlando hotel, face down soaking up some glorious rays of sunshine, I spy Jaws in the mirrored reflection of the hotel’s windows. He moves stealthily across the pool deck making a b-line for the unsuspecting victim in the orange and white bikini. She too is laying face down wearing dark brown sunglasses and hair pulled back in a neat ponytail. Jaws strolls right up to said young thing and obviously she can sense the presence of someone standing over her, she looks up and Jaws says “Hi” and quickly moves past her flopping into a lounge chair two spaces down.

I sit up from my perch and waive at Jaws. He drops his head in embarrassment and schleps over to sit next to me at the opposite end of the pool. The long walk of shame. I laughed the entire time!

At least Jaws did not make his usual comment “Nice Ass” or for god sake, actually grab for anything! I guess I should be flattered, young thing was at least 20 years younger than me!

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  • 1 Valerie // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:40 am

    So, THAT’S why you’ve been so quiet!

    They have a poll on BlogHer right now, asking participants where they want to have the main conference in 2009. You should go vote, because I know that once we go to the Reach Out session (wherever that might be), you’re going to want to do the big conference as well….

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