It’s getting near that wonderful day of the year when we
ordinary, average people can dress up like fools for one whole night and no one
will even question our motives.
I’ve been researching costume ideas for this year’s
Halloween Bash. Yahoo gave a top ten list of potential ideas for 2011, below
are just a few of my favorites from the list:
- Dress up as Lady Gaga dressing up as Ralph
Macchio. Now that’s clever. Puff Puff
- Dress up as Rachel Zoe and drag around a man
wearing dark sunglasses and a silly scarf carrying a baby. Bananas!
- Dress up as pregnant Beyonce. Because our obese
nation loves to show off belly fat, you know.
I considered Oprah, but I really just want her bank
I think I may just put on a long evening gown and carry
around a sign that says I dated George Clooney in 1998. Talk about celebrity
status! I’m sure I will be asked to be on Dancing with the Stars. And we all
know that is where true Celebrity is born. Paparazzi anyone?