Today has been a test of my patience. I didn’t realize I was out of Red Rose Tea and had to settle for a palatable Earl Grey.
The Cable Guy was supposed to show up between 10 and noon yet at 12:45 I call and receive the reply that it will be between 1 and 3.
I am out of my Marlboro Reds and had to settle for a borrowed Marlboro light. Blah.
And it wasn’t until I took the first sip of my can of pop that I accidently grabbed a Dr. Pepper instead of The Real Thing, Coke.
Are the planets misaligned? I don’t recall walking under a ladder. What could possibly happen next?
(Looking down) Oh thank God, I am wearing matching shoes. Phew.