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Round and Round

July 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment

What goes around comes around…

Inuendo, gossip and rumors- oh my!

 The parents have lived in the same house for over 30 years, but it just so happens that a classmate lives right next door. At the HS Reunion, classmate informs me that The Old Man is back to sneaking ciggys in between houses when Momma ain’t lookin’! Tattletail neighbors! Gotta love ’em!

Forever gal pal, Kat, was caught smooching with another classmate. Fortunately, both are quite single so not too much drama there. However, I found out (after nearly 35 years) that boyfriend from the 4th Grade was also Kat’s boyfriend in the 4th Grade! What a crushing blow! That bitch!

Classmate got hauled away by the police. Those wonderful men in blue! They live through such terror on the job everyday in good ‘ol Maumee, what with all of the bicycle thievery and all. I think about 4 police cars came a-wailing in full siren and lights mode to remove an “over-served” hippy who tripped and broke a plastic table. Look out! He could be dangerous!

 And only the Class of 1984 could be so lucky as to have the aging hair band, Ratt,  show up and hang out at the same bar/restaurant as our HS Reunion. They must have really felt like kings being fauned over by a bunch of forty-somethings in capris and flip flops. Nothing like a strawberry margherita and a spicy chicken chunk to end a summer tour, I always say.

Life is good! Cheers Class of 1984!

Tags: Adventures · Biographical

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Valerie // Aug 7, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Did I tell you that the arrested classmate came by the next day and apologized to classmate who owns the sports bar?

    That, at least, was decent of him. That boy’s had a hard life.

    And you’re calling Kat a bitch because she had the same boyfriend as you? Um… hello? Men are pigs?

    Yeah. I thought so. :)

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