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Laurel & Hardy

June 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Laurel and Hardy go to the local reno shoppe to buy new shutters. We purchase black vinyl shutters, a new door knocker, peep hole, kick plate and Laurel wants to finish the job with a fancy new door handle and lock.

Laurel and Hardy get everything home and open up one set of shutters. They are too short. I measure again. The original shutters were also too short. I measured the shutters and not the window itself. We measure another window and it is another size. Nothing in this house is standard! We have to special order shutters for these windows! Argh!

Laurel and Hardy move onto the front door. Door knocker (check), peep hole (check) new fancy schmanzy door handle…needs an additional hole drilled in the door (check). However, the original holes for the lock and handle are not standard either. Door handle will not fit this door. Argh! Reinstall orignal door handle and lock, replace door on house, touch up paint the extra drill hole and resign ourselves to complete failures!

From now on we vow to save up the money needed, purchase brand new items and then hire a professional to install/replace/repair. Mission accomplished.

Never thought I’d feel so relieved to go back to work on Monday where I can sit on my ass and relax for a change.

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