An Ode to Libberanne
Happy Birthday to you
Today you turn 42
A milestone of sorts
Full of giggles and snorts
Celebrate the guilt-free way
Your first Jewish holiday!
Be glad you are not Baptist or Mormon or Amish
They don’t celebrate with Manischewitz!
Sneak in a little vodka taster
With a beer for a chaser
Top it off with some rum
Now you’re really having Jewish fun!
The next morn when you wake
Your flabby arms will shake
Bones will crinkle and crack
And oh your achin’ back!
A new Jewish Girl will begin each new day
By groaning and moaning with a great big
Oy Vey!
-kimmer
1 response so far ↓
1 Valerie // Nov 12, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I just wish she’d had a better day than she did… “turning Jewish” shouldn’t be a sad occasion.
Birthday wishes, Libby!
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