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November 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment

An Ode to Libberanne 

Happy Birthday to you

Today you turn 42

A milestone of sorts

Full of giggles and snorts

Celebrate the guilt-free way

Your first Jewish holiday!


Be glad you are not Baptist or Mormon or Amish

They don’t celebrate with Manischewitz!

Sneak in a little vodka taster

With a beer for a chaser

Top it off with some rum

Now you’re really having Jewish fun!


The next morn when you wake

Your flabby arms will shake

Bones will crinkle and crack

And oh your achin’ back!

A new Jewish Girl will begin each new day

By groaning and moaning with a great big

Oy Vey! 



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1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Valerie // Nov 12, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    I just wish she’d had a better day than she did… “turning Jewish” shouldn’t be a sad occasion.

    Birthday wishes, Libby!

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