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March 5th, 2010 · No Comments

When King Larry ran for Mayor of the Ham, his slogan was “Let’s Do Somethin’!”  The problem is that it didn’t matter what it was, as long as it was just something, anything.  He started picking random ideas out of the clear blue sky.  

He decided that we needed a Dome Stadium. Nevermind that we don’t have any professional teams to play in it, but we sure needed one. He decided that we needed 100 new public busses. Nevermind that we have probably the least used public transit system in the country. No one rides the bus. No one. He also wanted to add a trolley car system. 3 miles  around downtown that cost $11 million per mile to build. Excellent use of funds. He decided that he would hire a massive yard cleaning crew and send them out to clean up all the neighborhoods. I don’t know about you, but I have to mow my own grass, no one is going to do it for me in my neighborhood unless I pay them. Who do you think paid for those downtown neighborhoods to get all their lawns mowed? Could it be…the tax payers?  

Well finally King Larry has gone too far. He accepted bribes of cash and clothing and trips to the “casino”. (We don’t have real casinos, gambling is a sin in Bama, ya know). But King Larry somehow walked away with over a million dollars in winnings! Now that’s convenient! There was also a little fraud, a little tax evasion and other random acts of dishonesty of a public figure.

King Larry was dethroned! He was officially indicted, convicted and today was sentenced to 15 years in prison. Buh-bye Larry! Good riddens!

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