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June 16th, 2009 · No Comments

Five, six…whatever it takes.

Golf is a contact sport. The sad fact of the matter is that my only points of reference are Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore and Charles Barkley. So far, I can do the gopher dance, the hockey stick golf smackdown and the Charles Barkley chop.

 

For those of you who may not know, Charles Barkley is from Alabama, so every time he comes here to play in a celebrity/charity tournament, his swing is all over the local news. It’s criminal.

I’ve tried to be the ball, but ended up being the shankapotamus. 

Apparently, the golf balls I purchased were the Wilson Water Seekers (drop in the drink every time) and the Titleist Assassins (lost on the grassy knoll).

My gold clubs were purchased from an estate sale. They are called Lady Palmer’s. And no, they are not pink, but they might as well be crooked.

Needless to say, watching me on the green is a joke in and of itself. I don’t like to be sweaty, the bag is too heavy and I don’t own a golf cart. Also, I don’t care for beer, so refilling a tasty drink is a test of endurance and the grapefruit juice just doesn’t do well in the summer heat.

Not to worry, you all won’t be seeing me on the LPGA Circuit anytime soon. If I keep golfing like I do, Bob Barker is gonna take me out of my own misery. Oh, and DUUUUUCK!

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