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June 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Today is Monday, June 16th. Sunday was officially Father’s Day, but our family has always been a little bit off (we once celebrated Christmas on Valentine’s Day; had the neighbors thinking we were some odd religious sect). We are getting together tonight for our celebration of the man behind the madness.

We were in a grocery store the other day and Hubby sat down at one of those blood pressure machines. He said it said his blood pressure was too high and he had no heart beat. Hubby now says he is going on a diet. He says he will start on Tuesday as he still should be allowed to get one last piece of chocolate cake in for Father’s Day.

He told me not to go grocery shopping for him, told me not to even consider his hunger at dinner time and most of all do not offer him food or drink. I asked, “what if you starve to death?” He told me Darwinism should set in and if not, then he deserves what he gets.

Again the comment about the insurance money comes into play and I tell him to go take an aspirin.

We’ll see just how well this diet plan works out. As an empty nester I have no one else to eat dinner with and I do not like to eat alone…bad, bad wife.

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