Kids can fall asleep at any time, any place in any position.
Mothers with oversized strollers have a license to kill.
Little girls will wear full princess regalia in any temperature.
You cannot get into Cinderella’s Castle no matter how high the bribe. The answer is “No, my Lord”. Fathers of little princesses threaten beheading and the answer is still “No, my Lord”.
The happiest place on earth has the most per capita screaming and crying children saying “I don’t want to”, of any place on earth.
Getting in to actually see Mickey Mouse is impossible and totally heartbreaking (pout, pout) even for 40-somethings.
Space Mountain and Splash Mountain are worth the wait.
If you have a small child, you scoop them up in the Heisman Trophy position and call out “Where’s the closest bathroom” every mother in the immediate area will clear a path and point in the correct direction.
The SpectroMagic Parade and the fireworks over the Castle while that famous song, “When you wish upon a star”, is being played will bring tears to your eyes no matter what your age.