Kim Says

When I was a young man, I was tortured by the Viet Cong. They broke my bones and starved me for over five years.

Now, as a grown man, I cannot raise my arms over my head. However, I can still give a great big thumbs up in honor of my fellow POW’s as my strong index finger pushes down on that bright red button.

This has been Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.  

Note: the Jack Handey reference is attributed completely to SNL and its writers.