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May 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

I am a clearance rack whore!

I shop for crap and junk I don’t even need or want. I can’t help it.  If it is 50% off, it’s mine no questions asked. I buy stuff and call it “Christmas presents”. This is May, so technically I should have my Xmas shopping completed by June, right? 

Yesterday, I was off work early (Boss spends a LOT of time at his lake house in the summer months) so husband did not want me alone with a car and armed with a credit card. He made me ride a long with him while he “worked”. I was a good soldier. I didn’t complain about the smelly pick up truck or the Diet Pepsi cans covering the floorboards. I didn’t even try to change the talk radio programs he is addicted to. I merely looked out the windows and enjoyed being somewhat outside.  Ok, so get this, as a reward for “behaving myself” he took me shopping!!  HA!! 

 I WIN!!  

SUCKER!!  

You are no match for me, Mister. 

We went to two fun “junk” spots. One is the Habitat for Humanity Outlet Center. Anything you buy there goes towards the cause, which is cool. Then onto my favorite spot: Southeastern Salvage Supply! This place has glorious stuff stacked in warehouse form from floor to 25 foot ceiling! 

 Just drop me off Mom, I’ll stay outta your hair for HOURS! 

Chalk up three more “Christmas presents” for squirreling away until December. Problem is, by the time the holiday rolls around, I can never remember where I stored all the crap I bought… 

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