Kim Says

Daughter Sari started a new job at a plastic surgeon’s office. (A very large self-contained surgical, cosmetic and spa office.) The Dr. threw his annual Family Halloween Party, so Sari took Scooter and Scout. Scooter was a vampire and Scout was a furry little monster. Apparently, this event has a DJ, professional decorations and a [...]

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I just dreamed up a new SNL skit starring the incomparable Kristen Wiig. She’s the MLOGGER (cross between those inane Mommy Bloggers and McGyver).  I can see her at the school bus stop along with all the other “normal” moms taking their kids at the crack ass of dawn. MLogger glides up wearing yoga pants [...]

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Although my neighborhood sits on a golf course, it is strategically surrounded by ‘woodsy’ areas separating the subdivisions. My morning drive to work takes me through about three different residential areas before hitting the main thoroughfare. It seems that each day there is a new handmade sign taped to a stop sign or a telephone [...]

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I’ve decided to start a new category entitled Oddities. It could have been Mental Illness or Random Thoughts, but I think Oddities is the most appropriate. Lord knows what all swirls around in our gray matter every day. Obviously sometimes it needs to just come out and be present in the day’s conversations. For example, [...]

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