Kim Says

 
I have never been so ready to kill the cat as I am currently. I am so over the constant screams of “pet me”, “let me out”, “no, let me in”, “feed me”, ”no, not that stuff, the other stuff”, “get out of my seat”.
Since when did the humanoid homeowners become the damn man servants […]

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Sari has attempted to become a slumlord. She met with a man who wanted to rent her home in Cholera (term of endearment – not actual city). He was personable and according to her “good-looking for an old guy”. (I am sure that meant he was upwards of 35. Eee Gads!)  He was definitely controlling […]

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The Car-tastrophe Twins are at it again. Sari and Boy are genetically connected like identical twins when it comes to their automotive vehicles and the systematic destruction thereof.  For some un-godly reason they always do everything car-related in pairs.  One breaks down, the other breaks down within days. One gets a break-in, the other gets […]

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Middle daughter, Sari has a hubby of her own and they have a daughter, Scooter.  Sari’s Hubby (SH) was recently presented by Hooter’s Nation as the youngest GM and was subsequently given the best/profitable location in this region. Ergo, they are moving to Huntsville (affectionately referred to as HuntsVegas by the rest of us).
SH […]

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Hubby worked all weekend, so Kim needed something to keep her occupied. Meet Madison the Mannequin. I bought her from a store going out of business. I plan to turn her into a floor lamp. I bought all of the parts, I just need the skills to make it happen. Sari accused me of being […]

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