An Ode to Libberanne Happy Birthday to you Today you turn 42 A milestone of sorts Full of giggles and snorts Celebrate the guilt-free way Your first Jewish holiday! Be glad you are not Baptist or Mormon or Amish They don’t celebrate with Manischewitz! Sneak in a little vodka taster With a beer for [...]
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Have a Drink on Me!
November 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment
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Wine is Fine, But Whiskey’s Quicker
August 25th, 2008 · No Comments
Death’s Door By: Kimmer The pain is unbearable The headache is insane I can’t stand the throbbing Of my poor aching brain. Cold air, warm air Makes no difference to me It causes the same rush Of sheer agony! That smell, those people All waiting in misery I am filled with nothing but Dred, fear [...]
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MORE CHEESE
August 19th, 2008 · No Comments
An Ode to Cheetos By: Kimmer Here I sit in my office Eyes beginning to blur Staring at my computer Stomach starting to churn. Too early for lunch Too late for coffee I need a little tidbit Enough to fulfill me. I reach into my desk drawer Pull out my saving grace Heaven in a 99-cent [...]
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RAISE YOUR GLASSES
July 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment
I call this one: An Ode to V. This one’s for my gal pal She’s part of the Uptown crowd Eating Dale’s combos And singing loud and proud. There’s been times we’ve drank too much Lost our steps and lost our wits But held onto our cookies Despite the salt water spits. Beware an overstayed welcome [...]
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