Kim Says

Alabama’s newest and hottest club is Blrrrrrrt! (with 6 R’s) This ultra mod, neo classical dorm room is everything you hoped it would be. Located on the quad under the student section at Bryant Denny Stadium this club has it all. Jock straps, monkeys on steroids and astroturf. Talk about turf toe! If that isn’t [...]

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A few days ago, Boy called fussing. He was tired of all of the “couples event” invites that kept filling his inbox. Another engagement party, baby shower, wedding ceremony… Now I know Boy is a very strong individual. He has more than enough self-confidence and does not rely on having a “date” for any occasion. He [...]

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finished-010.JPG Cancer stole from me, my one and only sister in December 1999. She left me a few dollars and thanks to that money, I bought my first house in August 2001. I had never owned anything before; always rented property. This house was the biggest thing I’d ever done. Over the years it has [...]

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I have college graduation ceremonies to attend, roads to travel, Simulated Christmas Events to choreograph, Christmas cards to write and presents to wrap. I have instructions to read, batteries to charge, ribbons to cut, décor to straighten, hair to color and nails to paint. I have holiday outfits to buy, clothes to pack, gifts to [...]

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I borrowed a cue from The Wino. Then I threw in a little Billy Joel and topped it off with my own insatiable need to rhyme. So reflect with me, won’t you? In the year of 42 I became a Jew With furrowed brow I say Oy Vey now   I pray to the retinol gods [...]

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