Kim Says

I have college graduation ceremonies to attend, roads to travel, Simulated Christmas Events to choreograph, Christmas cards to write and presents to wrap. I have instructions to read, batteries to charge, ribbons to cut, décor to straighten, hair to color and nails to paint. I have holiday outfits to buy, clothes to pack, gifts to […]

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I borrowed a cue from The Wino. Then I threw in a little Billy Joel and topped it off with my own insatiable need to rhyme. So reflect with me, won’t you?

In the year of 42
I became a Jew
With furrowed brow
I say Oy Vey now
 
I pray to the retinol gods
Jealous of 20-something bods
Dress too young for […]

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Yesterday, I am at home getting ready for work. I decided to wear a cashmere sweater and Hubby gives me his usual big back-rubbing hug to send me on my way, but the cashmere turned into a horrible static cling mess. Hubby, no rubbing of the cashmere!
I felt like that super cheap plastic wrap. […]

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Kimmer’s office is in the dungeon of our building. The remainder of the floor is comprised of the mailroom, the break room and several conference rooms. At least three times per week, the people upstairs use those conference rooms for lunch meetings. Good smells from delivery usually waft through my office, except for today. Today […]

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Recently, an old pal invited me to be on FaceBook. I am quite leery of this as I thought it was meant for young people, college age, etc… All of which I am no longer. I feel kinda perverted, like a Cougar out rummaging for raw meat. Here, little girl or boy…want some candy? Mega […]

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