The personal alarm clock begins his spelunking expedition at 7 a.m. Slowly pulling away the layers of pillows and blankets to rediscover the prehistoric being buried far below.
The adventurer cheerfully sings:
Wakey Wakey
Eggs and bakey
But there’s no eggs and bakey
Only time to get up
And go to work.
At first, I thought it was a fine little […]
Entries Tagged as 'Biographical'
Going green
March 17th, 2010 · No Comments
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2010: A Space Odyssey
January 5th, 2010 · No Comments
For the past three nights I have been getting myself tucked into bed before 11pm. That’s pretty good for me because I am a notorious night owl. I enjoy the peace and quiet after the Hubby goes to bed and the cat has found a quiet spot and I can turn on re-runs of HGTV […]
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The Saints go marching in
January 4th, 2010 · No Comments
Took some advice from a friend. I told her I needed to change some parts of my sedentary lifestyle and get out of the rut I’d dug for myself. She said that it has been proven that if you get up and do something physical for 20 minutes every morning before ANYTHING else, you can […]
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A Retarded Moment
December 16th, 2009 · No Comments
I have so few reserves in the patience department that I try to wrap presents a few at a time so as not to accidently whip any of them out the back door. I started wrapping gifts but had forgotten to pick up any gift tags, so I used a Sharpie and wrote an initial […]
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Carded? Seriously?
December 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Kimmer recently stopped into the liquor store to replenish the party cupboard supplies. This weekend will be my…29th birthday…again… (shut up, it’s my birthday I can wish for anything I want).
The clerk points me in the correct direction for the items I require and as I am setting the bottles on the counter, the clerk […]
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