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August 20th, 2013 · No Comments

Maybe it’s just me.

I don’t know what the hell is going on with me lately. I’m thinking it has something to do with yet another birthday looming on the far too soon horizon. I do not do anything physical all damn day, but by 10 p.m. I am completely exhausted. I climb into bed only to lay there for at least another hour tossing and turning until I eventually fall asleep and then by some horrible mystical joke, I wake up between 6 and 6:30 a.m. I do not like the number 6. It’s devilish don’t you know?

So before I rudely awaken the Hubby, I slip outta bed and climb into a shower. The hottest, steamiest, longest showers known to man. No, I have absolutely no interest in saving the planet at 6 or 6:30 a.m. Shut up already. Yes, I leave the water running when I brush my teeth too. Moving on…

This shower steams open my crusty eyeballs like a sticky envelope and warms my stiff back up enough that I can reach for the shampoo…located all the way down there… at half staff. Ugh. Unfortunately, it also removes even more moisture from my already dried, cracked summer skin. Chlorine pools, summer sun and 90 degree temps will do that to any age person. (But let’s not mention the humidity and what it does to hair either.)

Finally, I seem to keep forgetting events and when they actually happened. Time seems to slip by unnoticed. For example, I specifically remember setting the TV to a particular channel before turning it off last night. When I got up this morning, I turned on the TV to catch the morning news and it was on the wrong channel. I explained my dilemma to Hubby who quickly replied, “That was Sunday Night Dear. You set the channel for Monday morning news, not today, which is Tuesday.”

Sonofa…brain fart.

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