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A personal victory

December 2nd, 2013 · No Comments

I have a birthday coming up and unfortunately I am feeling every year of it. It’s no fun getting old.

So as a little pick-me-up I have decided to change my name. Kimmer is all fine and good, but I’ve come up with a total winner.

I love football. After spending 8 hours sitting on a hard bench in a bar on Saturday, my back is still aching. Then on Sunday, I got a little too emotional when the Broncos’ offensive line dared to let through a potential sack on Peyton Manning. Take the holding penalty guys, Peyton’s health is worth it.

Lately, Peyton’s go-to running back is Knowshon Moreno. Then I began noticing the frequency of “Shawn’s” in the NFL. Desean Jackson (wide receiver – Eagles), Keyshawn Johnson (former wide receiver – Bucs/Jets), and Marshawn Lynch (running back – Seahawks). So, I am going with: i’Shawn.

Yes, I’ve always been a little envious of the apostrophe and the “i” makes me feel and sound technologically advanced. The “Shawn” makes me feel athletic and potentially Irish, which is fine since I already have an affinity for red heads.

Therefore, in honor of my birthday this year, I am now i’Shawn, (raising hands above head to indicate touchdown) IT’S GOOOOOOOOD!

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