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August 18th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Kimmer is a bit of a germ-a-phobe. Last year, for Christmas, my darling children filled my stocking with purse-sized Lysol cans. (Ain’t they justa kick in the pants?)

Therefore, if you are feeling ill why in the hell would you ever think it was a brilliant idea to say, “I think I have a fever, feel my forehead”.  Ewwwwwwww….feel your head? Are you kidding me?

Riiiight, because I want my hand on your sticky, clammy, germ-filled amoeba face! Why would you say such stupidity? Thank you heap-o-germs, may have another? Why don’t I just lick the toilet seat while I’m at it?

For those of you who are hypochondriacs please take into consideration those of us who are obsessive compulsive and get yourself a damn disposable thermometer. I will not touch your forehead, but I will gladly share my Lysol. (I just happen to have a lifetime supply).

Tags: Rants & Raves

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  • 1 Valerie // Aug 18, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Good thing you don’t work in a library. You can’t be a germ-a-phobe there.

    I wash my hands frequently, but I draw the line at anti-bacterial gel (unless there’s no soap). Those are the kinds of things that ultimately make people sicker, because they’ve destroyed any chance of a healthy immune system.

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