An Ode to Cheetos
By: Kimmer
Here I sit in my office
Eyes beginning to blur
Staring at my computer
Stomach starting to churn.
Too early for lunch
Too late for coffee
I need a little tidbit
Enough to fulfill me.
I reach into my desk drawer
Pull out my saving grace
Heaven in a 99-cent bag
Just the right taste!
Orange finger-coated goodness
Dangerously cheesy for sure
The perfect cheese flavored […]
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Ok, so I am still irritated about Shiny Johnny. The more I think on it the more pissed off I get. Yeah, I know it is none of my business and for a slick trial lawyer with Kennedy good looks who’s running for president, we all pretty much expected that he would fuck up royally. […]
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WOW! Congrats to Team USA! Ladies Gymnastics went home with an unprecedented Gold and Silver last night! Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson deserve every accolade! They fought for every 10th of a point and in the end even ridiculous judging and questionable scoring could not keep these two from finding glory!
Way to go ladies! You […]
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Sunday night was so exciting watching the Men’s 400 Relay. Michael Phelps was first then two guys in the middle (that seemed to drop like rocks in the water compared to him) and then on came the final leg with Jason Lezak. This guy was amazing!
US wins Gold!
Then I watched the Men’s gymnastics on […]
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MEN R PIGS
JOHN EDWARDS YOU FUCKING MAN PIG!
Ya know, I gotta be honest here, when good Ol’ Shiny Johnny decided to run for President while his wife is dying of cancer, I stated that I would never vote for him right then and there. Even Hubby agreed with me. How can anyone who claims to […]
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